Episodes

Monday Jan 18, 2021
Hatshepsut, the gender bender
Monday Jan 18, 2021
Monday Jan 18, 2021
She's Not a woman. She's not a man. She is something you will never understand...
unless you listen to this episode and or do a little research yourself!
The female pharaoh of the 15th century BCE is here! Hatchi-baby

Monday Mar 30, 2020
Quarantine Special Episode!
Monday Mar 30, 2020
Monday Mar 30, 2020
It's the Plague, baybayyyy! put your masks and gloves on for this one, cause it's a stinky party set in the 1300's. stay home, stay safe!

Saturday Oct 26, 2019
Justin Hartman The (Great) Guest
Saturday Oct 26, 2019
Saturday Oct 26, 2019
You are not going to learn anything on this one... BUT you might laugh. Listen to me and my friend, Justin Hartman BS our way through this summary of this season.

Saturday Oct 19, 2019
Father of History, Daddy of Lies
Saturday Oct 19, 2019
Saturday Oct 19, 2019
Herodotus is a sassy little fibber in this one! Be sure to listen to this episode with a cup of water, cause at the end of it we can all collectively poor them onto Herodotus' pants... Which are CLEARLY on fire.
penultimate episode. hold onto your butts!

Saturday Oct 05, 2019
Behold! The Murder Turtle!
Saturday Oct 05, 2019
Saturday Oct 05, 2019
It's the culmination of those pesky Persians and silly Spartans! Put your dang headphones in for this one, cause it's a doozy! THE GRECO-PERSAIN WARSSSSSS!

Saturday Sep 21, 2019
Leo and Cleo: The Other Other Movie About Sparta
Saturday Sep 21, 2019
Saturday Sep 21, 2019
We know the Spartans are masters of war, but they are also masters of having stupid names! Put on your listening cap and try to navigate through episode five. If you have a hard time, I have an "episode five for dummies" at the end! SPARTAAAAAAA!

Saturday Sep 07, 2019
Cambyses: King, Conquerer, Crazy Person
Saturday Sep 07, 2019
Saturday Sep 07, 2019
This boy has lost his ding-dang mind, and he's gonna prove it to you! Find out why they (I) call him "Crazy Cambyses"

Saturday Aug 31, 2019
Cyrus the Dead
Saturday Aug 31, 2019
Saturday Aug 31, 2019
If it's a bad bitch you want, Cyrus, it's a bad bitch you gon' get! Let's do this, Tomyris! Episode threeeeeeee!

Saturday Aug 24, 2019
Astyages: The World's Worst Grandpa
Saturday Aug 24, 2019
Saturday Aug 24, 2019
To Astyages, "World's Worst" isn't just a neat slogan on a dirty coffee mug, It's a way of life. Grip it and whip it, baby! Episode two is here to party!

Saturday Aug 10, 2019
Candaules is a F*ckboi
Saturday Aug 10, 2019
Saturday Aug 10, 2019
Here's a little story about a class-act dingus ruining a good thing. This episode was recorded pretty early on, so it's a little slow going... but that's a good way to start... I'll lull you into a false sense of security before I start yelling at you about how cool history is.